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    栏目: 情书 日期:2025-01-02 06:38:57 浏览量(

    [摘要]他抱着她,她问他,“我在下沉吗?”他说,“全世界都在我背上。你觉得会不会沉?。下面是小编精心整理的英文 搞笑及推荐25句搞笑的英文情话内容。推荐25句搞笑的...

    关于英文 搞笑(推荐25句搞笑的英文情话)的内容,下面是详细的介绍。

    推荐25句搞笑的英文情话

    推荐25句搞笑的英文情话

    当然,以下是一些幽默搞笑的英文情话,既有趣又甜蜜:

    1. You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

    2. My love for you is like a circle... it has no end, and sometimes it feels like there"s no point!

    3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everybody else disappears.

    4. I’m not good with the whole feelings thing, but if loving you was a sport, I’d win an Olympic medal.

    5. If we were in a video game, you"d be my ultimate power-up.

    6. You’re like a day without rain... except that I love rainy days too.

    7. You make me feel like a coffee machine – every time I see you, I get all steamed up!

    8. I would tell you that you have beautiful eyes, but then again, I always close mine around you.

    9. You must be made of stardust because every time I look at you, I sparkle.

    10. I love you more than WiFi... which is saying something since I never want to lose connection.

    11. I think you"re to blame for global warming because every time I"m near you, my temperature rises.

    12. I can"t live without you... who’s going to remind me where I put my keys?

    13. You are the best thing that has happened to me since sliced bread became popular.

    14. I’m not sure how magnets work, but I do know they aren’t as attractive as you.

    15. I love you more than I love pizza... okay, maybe just as much.

    16. I could stop thinking about you... but why would I want to ruin a perfectly good obsession?

    17. When I die, I want to come back as your mirror so I can stare at you all day.

    18. You make my life better, brighter, and occasionally a little bit messier.

    19. You are like a cupcake: sweet, delightful, and impossible to resist.

    20. Without you, my life would be like a book without chapters—just one long, boring story.

    21. I don"t need a map when I"m lost in your eyes; they lead me right to my heart.

    22. I wish I had a dollar for every time you made me smile... oh wait, I"d probably owe you money.

    23. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

    24. I love you more than words can express... or at least more than I can spell correctly.

    25. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

    希望这些能让你和你的爱人会心一笑!

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